Apr 15, 2025 · 52:39
Kathryn Hahn on Good Hang with Amy Poehler
The Hang, in Short
Amy confesses she's been keeping her laptop open this whole time just to look like she's fact-checking, but she's never actually used it. Bill Simmons told her to lose the laptop for better conversation flow, and Kathryn immediately backs Amy up: screw it, it's your podcast. They bond over loving messy, mid-process creative work rather than well-oiled machines. Patti LuPone Zooms in while applying "slap" (theater makeup) before attending an opera with a senior citizen special dinner at 5:30. She snort-laughs describing Kathryn on the Agatha set as fearless, generous, and deeply goofy. Patti suggests Amy ask Kathryn about directing so she can get hired. The vibe is loose and loving, with Amy still figuring out her podcast format while Kathryn cheers her on.
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hi everyone this is Amy Polar welcome to
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another episode of Good Hang i'm very
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very excited to uh uh introduce my next
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guest the great Katherine
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Han what can I say about Katherine she's
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a legend she's so talented funny smart
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she can do it all and um people love
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working with her and I loved working
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with her and today we talked
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about what is her relationship to work
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what is her process how important is it
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for her to feel connected to the stuff
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that she does how is she dealing with
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this new version of fame and popularity
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and how is it changing her life and also
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how important female friendships are and
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how you really haven't met everyone
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you're supposed to meet even at my age
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of 53 so um I'm really excited for you
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to hear what Katherine and I talked
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about today it was a really good hang it
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always is with her so check it out but
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before we start guess who we have as a
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special guest today talking about
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Katherine Han and hanging in the studio
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oh only Patty Leone if her Zoom ever
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[Music]
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patty are you there have you joined us
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she's not she's not there she's still
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She's still not there okay just so just
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to give you guys an update Patty just
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checked in and said "Got it i'll have to
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be on my phone okay putting on slap
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now uh I don't know what that means i'm
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gonna say Okay haha okay thanks so much
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okay this is fun so I don't know what
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putting on slap means it either means
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she's slapping on makeup or that's some
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kind of Broadway term there you are wait
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is that a term putting slap on yeah slap
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is a an expression from for makeup yeah
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putting slap on h i love you daddy
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i love you too darling let me just put a
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little more slap on so what are you
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doing these days singing are you Yeah
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are you Do you have a show tonight no I
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have a show on Monday but what I have
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tonight is um an opera you're attending
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it or you're singing no I'm I'm
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attending it um my friend um is taking
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me Let me just get the eye shadow on
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darling who can talk when you're you
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know putting eye shadow on but I'll try
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uh my friend that wrote it is here
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because it just premiered and we're
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going to the senior citizen
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special he's calling it dinner at
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5:30 the opera starts at 7 and it's
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three hours long and so we're going to
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go and have dinner at the Met and which
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is very exciting it's very you know you
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feel like you're in I don't know another
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dimension when you go into the
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Metropolitan Opera House but it's pretty
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incredible just to watch the people that
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show up and how they're dressed and how
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they act darl I'm ready for you oh you
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look fantastic
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i look hideous but thank you
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but let's talk about Catherine okay
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let's talk about Catherine so today's
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episode we're talking to Katherine we're
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doing this fun thing where we're kind of
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talking behind people's backs before
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they come in just to kind of hear more
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perspective about them and what what you
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think I should ask her or you know what
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you'd be interested in hearing her talk
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about and tell me how like you how you
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met and your your relationship with her
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well we met on Agatha
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um at the table reads basically um
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Katherine because she was the leading
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lady was incredibly generous and incred
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incredibly open and incredibly inclusive
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and embraced I think the responsibility
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of a leading lady and that's you know
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that comes without fear basically um and
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she was fearless and generous and and
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one of my favorite things about her is
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she snorts when she laughs
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so you know she's having a good time
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she's a big laugher she's a big laugher
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but but when you get to
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snort something was really
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funny and that's you know one of her
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best qualities her snort she is a real
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mix of a a a very poised and serious
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dramatic actor and deeply goofy yeah
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very very funny um and doesn't take it
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seriously which is great you know what I
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mean i'm going to ask her about this but
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I want to ask you too i mean the
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response uh has been huge for Agatha
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it's everywhere it's viral Tik Toks it's
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people waiting for you at the airport
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like the the way you get this
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giant huge new group of people who know
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you and know your work what has that
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been like i don't have the kind of
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response that Katherine has gotten i
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mean in in I know that it's so it's so
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weird because because I do so many
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different things people some people know
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that I sing and do Broadway musicals and
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some people know me from Steven's
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Universe and some people know me from
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Life Goes On and some people know me
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from Agatha for Agatha and the ones I've
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been getting more more fan mail about
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Agatha and um which is great because who
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would think that I would end up in the
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Marvel
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universe knowing nothing about it and
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choose to remain that way knowing
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nothing about it any ideas of what I
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could ask Katherine today like any
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questions
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ask her if she's ever thought about
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directing and would she cast me
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i'm just curious to know whether she
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would want to direct and of course I I
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need to get
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hired and I think she you know she would
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be a riot behind the camera i think you
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know they'd have to take take after take
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if it was funny and she snorted i think
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she'd be a great director i think she
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would be a great director agree all
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right love you Patty thank you so much
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my pleasure talk to you soon bye okay
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everyone this is Katherine hi everyone
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thank you for having me katherine I love
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you so much thank you for being on Good
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Hang so happy to be here i love you you
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know I've only done a few episodes so
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far this is very new and I got a note um
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recently from the great Bill Simmons who
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is kind of like uh I guess my boss and
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but um he is uh so good at podcasting
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and is has created an empire and and has
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allowed me to come and do it and he said
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"Lose the ringer." And he said "Lose the
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laptop."
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Why oh just so it's like more
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conversational I guess why do you I just
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before I do I just want to audition it
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one more time how do you feel about it
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listen I think that that's fine for him
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if he doesn't need one but if you need
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one screw it this is your podcast well I
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want to say to you and Bill that I like
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to look things up on here it does take
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me a long time
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it does take me You're fact-checking as
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it's going on i think that's good well
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that I kind of was joking that I had it
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to just make it seem like I was
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factecking but I'm Have you ever used it
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okay okay okay if it's just there for
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evidence
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maybe I was just
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watching you i just have to catch up on
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the pit
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wait is that is that the medical
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procedural okay great with the guy who's
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already been on a medical procedural
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okay great it's supposed to be great
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it's so good okay I gotta get into it
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that's what I want to talk about today
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okay good just kidding okay well I want
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to talk about Paradise dr carter aka
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Noah Wy is now in a new show which is
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nothing like ER but I'm a huge ER fan
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but the pit is so because Bill told me
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to get rid of the laptop I'm going to
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put it in half mass good
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and then if I need it I I do feel like I
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want to I want to watch something with
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you today keep it there okay yeah half
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masked
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okay don't close it but I But Bill I
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hear you and I I appreciate the the
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because it looks love and I I have to
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say I'm still trying to figure out the
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process of this so I so appreciate you
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coming in midprocess i'm so I love
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mid-process you do i do i do because
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it's still figuring itself out so I I
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like it i don't like I It's better it's
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more interesting than a welloiled
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machine
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tell me more about that because you're
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so you do you I love that about you is
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you love the the the messy middle of
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stuff i do because it's like a there is
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like a little on your toes
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um feeling of of of growth that's
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happening while you're in it and that
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always feels like super chargy to me if
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it's like I don't know it's more like
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sometimes it's good and like you know
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that you're gonna hit this this and this
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but I I love conversations and I think
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and I know you do too that are like a
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little not so prescribed at the
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beginning you're so good at them you're
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you're you're really really good at um
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hanging in uh yeah it's what makes you
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such a good person and friend but and
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also such a good actor is you you can
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like tolerate the in between which few I
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don't know if I can I'm learning I'm
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learning yes it is uncomfortable
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sometime sometimes depending on what it
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it really is but just to sit in it and
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let it like I'm not talking about a
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podcast but like life or like schmacking
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yeah it's definitely like that in that
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kind of like uncomfortableness I think
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is
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um like like the time that you're going
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to be surprised did you know that let me
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see if you can guess how many times how
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many episodes of Parks you did do you do
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you would you know to guess i would
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say between seven and 13 yeah 10 10 okay
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between seven and 13 that was my It's
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kind of right between that's amazing
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but it was such a huge impact on my life
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like it's still the thing I get most
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recognized for really yes and I just
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remember Well first of all you were the
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most incredible number one on a call
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sheet because you had dance parties at
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lunch every day and anybody that walked
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on that like set just was filled with
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such confidence and such joy which is I
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had the greatest time on that show i
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have such I don't have the greatest
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that's where we kind of fell in love but
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that is re that's really Katherine where
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we I think actually met my first kind of
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like real memory is in the trailer of
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parks and wreck and we used to Katherine
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is talking about dance parties and we
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used to do a thing where just like after
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lunch we would play three songs best the
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great Autumn Butler our makeup artist
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had great taste in music and we would
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just kind of dance around for two or
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three songs yeah the best i think for me
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a way to honestly just keep my energy up
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but it became a way to meet people in
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the trailer and I remember two things I
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loved about you right away how much you
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love to laugh people that know you know
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that like you you love to laugh if
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someone's going to break in the scene
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it's this professional over here you
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know you I don't Do you think you break
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a I have to be really serious in my mind
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like if I have because if it starts to
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happen it is tears
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and mucus but you I have seen you in
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bloopers and you're hanging in yeah I do
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hang in you hang in i do yeah you in
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fact go in harder i think when people
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are like I have to I know it's a
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survival technique i just have to dig in
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a little bit i do i go harder i feel
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like every time I've done a scene with
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you you are so good at improvising in
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fact like a lot of your character on
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Parks and Rec Jen Barklay's moments were
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improvised were they really well my one
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of the favorites one of one of Tik Tok
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and memes and gifts and just poncho his
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poncho yeah poncho was So let's talk
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about what happened for people that have
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never seen that what what is it what
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tell us what that scene was well I went
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to Ben and Leslie's house um I'm
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speaking as Jen Barkley my character i'm
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first person now well for people that
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aren't watching she just transformed
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just transform her eyes turned dark and
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she's a completely different person a
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lot more
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hairspray i went to their house they
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have children uh I am not into children
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at all i wore a plastic poncho so that I
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wouldn't get any sticky fingers or crap
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all over me and at some point the kids
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rush by with paint nail me with the
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paint and at some take just to make you
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guys laugh i don't even did not have any
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idea it was gonna be any i just swung my
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arms open i went poncho poncho and that
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really has become it has it's like
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Batman's cape
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i mean that was the best like I just
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wanting to make you guys laugh and just
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having so the the energy is so loose so
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I like it's funny you say that
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improvising again i can do it if I know
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who I am and like the given
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circumstances and like that I feel like
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I feel really free in that department
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just well you know how like we we were
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on set a lot and I would watch you work
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and I would say the same thing about
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Adam and I wonder too if it's because of
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your both of your training but I would
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watch the way you two
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worked and you would have a moment where
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we you'd stay really really loose and
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but just right before the scene and I
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can think of a couple scenes the great
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scene where Jen Barkley is telling
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Leslie no basically you know you have to
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start oh you have to start thinking
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bigger which is a huge moment in the
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show i love the writing and that's Mike
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Sher and the writers like I just love
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how they slowly took care of Leslie and
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they sent people in to give her these
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messages and Jen Barkley is just this
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like Gen X yes um ballbuster yes who who
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kind of sees something that Leslie
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doesn't anyway in that moment when
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you're giving that speech I remember
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very clearly right before the scene you
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just took a moment and I think we joked
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about it later because
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I was like it was like
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watching it was watching a a real actor
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oh god
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just staying one more second on parks
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because I do think that um it it was
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such a formative time in my life
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obviously for many reasons and one of
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them was meeting you is
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what I always use that us as an example
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of is that you never know who you have
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yet to meet no yeah i think you know
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when you're in your 40s there's this
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feeling that you've pretty much you have
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your old friends your high school
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friends you have maybe a partner and
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their friends you have your kid mom
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friends college yeah college yeah you
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have like this all these different
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groups of friends and you think I think
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I've met everybody that's going to be my
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close friends i have I I know because
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sometimes those friends become just
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family you know what I mean as everybody
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grows and changes and like people
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there's there and so in my life always
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always but we are very different people
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I don't know what you know and you're
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right there are people like I think even
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I've been in a lot lot of projects where
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you get like intimate really fast and
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everybody says goodbye but then there
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are certain people where you I didn't
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anticipate this like I did that was the
- 17:41
the one of the pleasures for me too is
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like I did not anticipate that you would
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want to continue to be my friend after
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we did it and then the fact that it's
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gotten like deeper and deeper I'm like
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now I don't know how to do it i mean
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like I am so grateful for you in my life
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we've like we've been in the trenches
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we've been in the trenches yeah we have
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we have like we've been through a lot of
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tough times together
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we've been very honest with each other
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yeah we've like I think we've
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really like taken great pains to see
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each other
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like we're make it a priority and I mean
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I know how I feel about how important
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that is for me but what what how what
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how are female friendships important to
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you what do they do for you i think the
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the real female friends that I have the
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deep ones are fewer than I thought I
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would have like the ones that are really
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you know have your back through anything
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and there's a difference like these it's
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so important to
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have women in your life that aren't
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family to grow old with in a way that
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it's like you said feels very honest but
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and also hilarious but also doesn't feel
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like we have to keep up any anything
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together like keep up any sort of like
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front it just feels like and also very
- 19:06
affirming like to walk into these next
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chapters together just feels like it's
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not as terrifying yes the witch's road
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the witch's road the coven yes coven on
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coven yes yes that's why I mean I that
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is why when I watched that show when I
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watched Agatha all along um uh that was
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it was so moving you just to get
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basically you must hold hands with
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someone to go into the next step and
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let's be honest our female friendships
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and relationships are going to you know
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with the exception maybe our sibling
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relationships will probably last the
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longest i know they will and I think
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with my dear dearest women friends of
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which there are very few that that is
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such a source of comfort just to be
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heard by another woman yes without
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judgment without like anything but just
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um love i know i feel you u speaking of
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other women um yeah so we do this thing
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uh where we ask people before we have a
- 20:10
guest to um chat about the guests so
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like I kind of like wanted I want to
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like and we got Patty Leone no you did
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not yes
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oh my god
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I was so excited the wolf patty the wolf
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the wolf
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leone of course the wolf of course
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oh my god i'm This is going to be the
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best well first of all what if it was
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like
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Well she can't sing but yeah not
- 20:46
talented um no she she's so great isn't
- 20:50
she i know uh talk about you know a new
- 20:54
friend that I want to I mean I feel like
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I keep I have to stop telling her our I
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I have to stop asking her if we're
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friends i just have to start believing
- 21:01
that we are but um anyway oh doll call
- 21:04
everyone doll but you're right to have
- 21:06
someone that is like in a different
- 21:08
stage of our lives that you can that is
- 21:12
so real
- 21:14
very important i I don't know about you
- 21:16
but I get very comfortable around Yes
- 21:19
older women who are very bossy um
- 21:23
because I get very relaxed yeah we're in
- 21:27
good hands we're in good hands and the
- 21:29
the few times that I've hung out with
- 21:31
Patty like she's like "We're going for a
- 21:32
walk." and she tells me what to buy and
- 21:34
and it's
- 21:37
just Okay so tell me about about how you
- 21:41
was was Agatha the first time you met
- 21:43
her oh yeah okay um and I remember when
- 21:46
they said it was Patty Leon I was like
- 21:48
"No." And then we I met her at the first
- 21:50
table read and she just came in with so
- 21:53
many questions which of course like she
- 21:57
knew nothing about Marvel i barely know
- 21:58
anything about Marvel so she was like
- 22:00
"Okay." A and it was just all of these
- 22:02
very detailed questions but then she
- 22:04
just forgot and it didn't matter like
- 22:06
she was she'll stay she'll still be like
- 22:08
I don't know anything about Marvel she
- 22:10
did she she told us that she did she
- 22:12
said well I don't know anything about
- 22:13
which I love i mean and also
- 22:18
and she said you guys met at the table
- 22:20
read and Agatha was a really big circus
- 22:23
to lead oh yes and you had to do a lot
- 22:27
of big stuff on there it was a lot of
- 22:30
swinging oh my gosh so much you know uh
- 22:33
if if one is to believe that acting is a
- 22:36
little embarrassing oh right you had to
- 22:38
do so much stuff incred birthing scenes
- 22:41
and crazy stuff and holding hands and
- 22:44
singing yes so much incredible stuff yes
- 22:48
but like walking the razor's edge cuz we
- 22:50
knew if it went one way or the other it
- 22:52
could be like "Oh wow." And America
- 22:54
voted and it worked america voted for if
- 22:57
Tik Tok voted tik Tok is my government
- 23:00
okay i know i got to get on Tik Tok it's
- 23:04
It's I think it's wrapping up oh I know
- 23:06
it's my perfect timing as usual still my
- 23:09
AOL it's like me and podcast i'm like
- 23:10
"Let me get in there." And everyone's
- 23:12
like "Now?" I'm like "Yep." Right before
- 23:14
the door closes but just for a second
- 23:17
what was it like to be on such a big
- 23:19
show making having to make really big
- 23:21
choices with all these incredibly big
- 23:24
personalities and people it was just it
- 23:26
must have been something we were all
- 23:28
there was no trailers to go back to
- 23:30
really because we were kind of far away
- 23:32
always so we would set up like a little
- 23:34
coven of our chairs in a circle so like
- 23:36
all of our crew chairs would be in a
- 23:38
circle and you could just hear us
- 23:40
cackling like the whole like I mean we
- 23:42
just laughed and Patty had a boom box
- 23:44
and she would get up and like dance or
- 23:46
start singing and we would all be like
- 23:49
like it's coming out of her mouth right
- 23:50
now so Patty wanted me to ask you two
- 23:52
questions well first she said she loves
- 23:54
your snort and we already got it we
- 23:57
already got it once i thought like it's
- 23:59
not as cute anymore but I'm still comes
- 24:01
out i mean you're talking to a person
- 24:03
that laughs like a I've been described
- 24:06
as a raven when a raven when someone
- 24:09
runs over a raven's foot that's how
- 24:12
somebody described my laugh one time so
- 24:14
I mean I don't know what you're talking
- 24:15
about it's the greatest laugh but ever
- 24:18
it's just I have a very witchy laugh too
- 24:20
and you have a very witchy laugh and a
- 24:22
very You do and it's a cackle and a very
- 24:26
devious laugh sometimes it is
- 24:30
it's a little cat that hit the mouth it
- 24:33
I just love it so much cuz it it's like
- 24:35
a little
- 24:36
devious and then huge caggles
- 24:40
and you have a great laugh too like you
- 24:42
laugh with your whole body i do you like
- 24:45
I do oh there she goes but I really do i
- 24:48
do i love a good laugh god me too have
- 24:51
you always been that way was that Where
- 24:53
did Where like Have you always been that
- 24:55
kind of person that loved a good laugh
- 24:56
in high school it started for sure and
- 24:59
then I was like you know I went to an
- 25:00
all girls Catholic school so we had like
- 25:02
a I mean that group was constantly
- 25:04
making fun of the nuns and so I was just
- 25:07
like crying all the time just crying all
- 25:11
the time just like h just floating maxi
- 25:15
pads in like the s in like Mary's pond
- 25:19
like there's like a statue of Mary and
- 25:20
we just like and the nuns would be like
- 25:22
okay so there are maxi pads floating in
- 25:26
the it was like always fit like that
- 25:28
just like fun church giggle stuff stupid
- 25:30
like you'd open up a locker and there'd
- 25:32
be like a huge dick the pop would pop
- 25:34
out on a spring like we were very first
- 25:37
my theory that Catholic school girls
- 25:39
were a so bad they were so bad but
- 25:43
because everything was you know uniforms
- 25:46
and there was like church every week and
- 25:47
it all felt like I don't know if I
- 25:48
believe in any of this yeah and then B
- 25:51
they were just like really ready to go
- 25:54
really ready to go oh I was like "Let's
- 25:57
go let's go." And they were I was like
- 25:58
"Any takers any takers?" And there was
- 26:00
not takers
- 26:02
i was like "Hey horny so horny." And I
- 26:05
was like
- 26:07
"Okay." I was like "Is it my overplucked
- 26:11
eyebrows what's what's happening is it
- 26:14
my Catholic school uniform that my mom
- 26:16
thought I was going to gain maybe or
- 26:18
like seven dress sizes but I was
- 26:20
literally like kids would go down and
- 26:22
see my skirt and just pull it off me
- 26:24
like in school so we had to wear boxers
- 26:28
oh yeah boxers were a big deal that Wait
- 26:30
it was an all girls school yeah and they
- 26:31
were pancing you pancing me skirting you
- 26:35
in in I did go to co-ed Catholic
- 26:39
elementary school and we would have
- 26:40
something called Friday flipup day so we
- 26:43
knew to wear boxers because on Friday
- 26:45
all the guys ran around and flipped up
- 26:47
your skirt oh my god yes and Thursday
- 26:49
throw up day Wednesday wedding day i
- 26:52
don't know what Tuesday or Monday was
- 26:54
after flip up your skirt and back then
- 26:56
we were like the price of being a girl
- 26:58
it is we were like "Oh we better get
- 27:00
prepared." We were like "Maybe someone
- 27:02
will flip up my skirt today." So [ __ ]
- 27:06
up so [ __ ] up so [ __ ] up and and the
- 27:09
teachers were like "If you guys are
- 27:10
doing the flip up keep it outside of
- 27:13
class i want to know about it." And then
- 27:15
I remember some guy some kid I was in
- 27:17
sixth grade called me gorilla legs cuz I
- 27:19
haven't shave I hadn't shaved my legs
- 27:21
yet and I was like horrified by that so
- 27:24
I went home and I tried to shave and it
- 27:26
was like a cheese grater it was like I
- 27:28
could see a curl of my skin before it
- 27:30
started bleeding and I was like what oh
- 27:32
I still have scars oh no i didn't know
- 27:35
how to do it i went rogue with my dad's
- 27:37
shaver in the tub oh no cuz of that
- 27:40
stupid boy it was that stupid boy i know
- 27:44
i had a stupid boy tell me one time that
- 27:45
I look like a frog that my face looked
- 27:47
like a frog and I just I still think
- 27:49
about it i mean I still remember i just
- 27:51
remember being like well I Yeah but you
- 27:54
just get that thing where you're like
- 27:55
well I guess I'll live the life of a
- 27:57
frog then like you just immediately like
- 27:59
well if one boy thinks it that then it
- 28:02
shall be so then it shall be so yeah
- 28:04
yeah I guess well I'll be they'll just
- 28:06
flip up my skirt and I'll wear my boxers
- 28:08
and shave my legs in the bathtub and
- 28:11
wear have a face like a frog i mean it's
- 28:14
horrible it's horrible the [ __ ] I got
- 28:16
for my nose my whole life really for the
- 28:19
size of your nose yes and that I had
- 28:22
such
- 28:23
a such a like thing about it that I was
- 28:25
like when I'm 18 I'm getting a nose job
- 28:28
and now I'm so glad that I did it no
- 28:30
yeah and now I love my nose i just think
- 28:32
people should know that you have never
- 28:34
gotten any plastic surgery not that
- 28:36
there's anything wrong with that but I
- 28:37
just think but I think also we I feel
- 28:39
that way with you like it's a time this
- 28:43
is a treacherous moment where you're
- 28:44
like have to leave behind all that
- 28:47
currency that I really didn't I wasn't
- 28:49
listen I wasn't like that was my that
- 28:51
wasn't my my currency in this business
- 28:54
was never like same which I think is
- 28:56
helpful going forward because it's not
- 28:59
but yeah I'm like but now you're now
- 29:02
you've gotten into mother phase your
- 29:03
mother Han now I have mother Han Because
- 29:05
honestly this is my Instagram thing that
- 29:07
my I haven't used since in the first
- 29:09
fight i kind of petered out on the
- 29:11
dumbest one i just haven't done it again
- 29:14
i put it on my computer and yeah I
- 29:17
haven't posted literally it's the
- 29:19
dumbest last one i know you don't know
- 29:20
what it is but it was just petered out
- 29:23
and um we tried my daughter tried to
- 29:25
find a name for me or like whatever
- 29:28
handle is that what it's called yeah I
- 29:30
think so and we couldn't find anything
- 29:33
with my name and then we saw motherhan
- 29:36
lowercase and I was like oh that's funny
- 29:38
and she was like you know the other
- 29:40
connotations though and I was like yeah
- 29:42
fine I'll be cute but then it has really
- 29:45
a very it does have a very specific um
- 29:49
like following which I love well that's
- 29:52
what I'm saying is there's this amazing
- 29:54
moment that's happening for you in
- 29:55
general where you know people that have
- 29:57
loved your work now for 20 years are
- 30:00
seeing you get this kind of next level
- 30:03
of um recognition and you know all that
- 30:06
comes with like the Marvel machine yes
- 30:08
and there is this also celebration at
- 30:12
the same time led primarily by gay men
- 30:15
but not just gay men and young gay women
- 30:17
young gay women who love the lesbian
- 30:19
kiss that you had on Agatha with her
- 30:21
beautiful Aubrey Plaza like that are
- 30:25
deciding to just like be like mother and
- 30:29
that feels like you're being anointed
- 30:30
which I'm like it's Ann Braftoft in the
- 30:33
graduate like that's what it feels like
- 30:35
there's like a cougary vibe yes instead
- 30:38
but I also think that there's kind of
- 30:39
like a
- 30:41
cuz I don't I mean that's not who I am
- 30:43
but I guess it also means
- 30:45
like I don't No what does What do you
- 30:47
think it means like teacher i think it's
- 30:49
like a way Yes it's like a way to
- 30:52
compliment someone's
- 30:56
wisdom and fortitude without making them
- 30:59
while still making them feel sexy
- 31:01
there's something that feels sexy about
- 31:04
it because it's very dom it's very like
- 31:07
she will crush you like it's a little
- 31:09
bit like mother right
- 31:12
um maybe you should have your Instagram
- 31:14
should have been you should have tried
- 31:16
to spell that out but but also there's a
- 31:19
reverence to it like a respect there's
- 31:21
like a there's like a loving respect i I
- 31:23
again someone else could probably break
- 31:25
down the etmology and what it really
- 31:26
means and we all know where it comes
- 31:28
back it goes back to like the houses and
- 31:31
you know like all the queer culture back
- 31:34
who are creating their own community and
- 31:36
family i love it i It moves me so much
- 31:40
me too and it's and it's it's just
- 31:42
there's some something that's happening
- 31:44
right now I'm noticing in real time
- 31:46
where women our age in our 50s in our
- 31:49
business used to kind of just be uh on
- 31:52
the way out for the most part there were
- 31:54
a few but a lot of them were not really
- 31:57
regarded by young people as being vital
- 31:59
Yes producers of things yeah and that is
- 32:02
changing it's kind of it is changing i
- 32:05
never liked milk i hated Mil me too why
- 32:09
do we hate it well because it's a porn
- 32:12
term probably by a lot of young by a lot
- 32:15
of young men that have a fetish for
- 32:18
[ __ ] older women yeah i never mothers
- 32:21
yeah and also I didn't like it cuz it
- 32:22
was like "Oh you'll still [ __ ] them."
- 32:25
Yes uh let me check they don't want to
- 32:28
[ __ ] in
- 32:30
i just checked gut check gut check butt
- 32:33
check and gut check butt check it's not
- 32:35
happening for you too it's like "Oh
- 32:37
great." I know it was like well I've had
- 32:40
a couple mils and it's like oh god maybe
- 32:43
we don't like it too because it sounds
- 32:44
like milk yeah maybe maybe because Yeah
- 32:48
but it's it just feels like it's from
- 32:49
the dude's point of view in like a gross
- 32:51
porny way yeah mother feels a little bit
- 32:54
more uh you respect it and it feels
- 32:57
more gay adjacent queer adjacent so it
- 33:00
feels a little Yeah um which I love so
- 33:03
much i love it so much i love the very
- 33:07
young queer women that are um felt
- 33:11
really like loved Agatha all along like
- 33:14
that was such a huge part of our
- 33:16
audience that was very very moving i
- 33:19
mean you were the first gay Marvel kiss
- 33:22
right i a queer Marvel kiss i don't know
- 33:25
i think I have a piece of paper let me
- 33:27
see
- 33:29
yep it's not on the Yeah oh yes yeah
- 33:32
yeah the first Marvel lesbian kiss
- 33:34
according to this paper that just flew
- 33:37
in hold on it just floated down from the
- 33:40
sky it's coming from the sky here we go
- 33:42
but yeah that it's pretty cool yeah
- 33:44
that's cool yeah it's cool that's cool
- 33:46
and with Plaza so it just could not be
- 33:48
cooler i know i know our beautiful baby
- 33:50
plaza um uh what's going uh and I'm
- 33:54
aware of the as your as a therapist I'm
- 33:56
aware of the time it's 11:48 i am so
- 34:00
fine with that okay just letting you
- 34:01
know cuz I want to
- 34:03
persect you have a long press day and so
- 34:06
I know you have to do a lot of talking
- 34:07
but and you have to eat wings you have
- 34:08
to you have to eat hot wings i'm so
- 34:10
sorry I don't have wings i know I should
- 34:12
be prepping before the my diarrhea kicks
- 34:15
in do that wings thing and you have it
- 34:18
and you're like no I absolutely not i
- 34:20
because I hate milk so I don't know how
- 34:23
I'm going to do it be a disaster for me
- 34:24
no it's going to be someone said peanut
- 34:26
butter on toast beforehand line your
- 34:28
stomach the things we go through for
- 34:30
purpose for no
- 34:31
reason what do we What do we have to do
- 34:34
we have to line our
- 34:36
stomach how did this How did this happen
- 34:39
how are we now doing eating spicy things
- 34:42
the sp and spicier and spicier while
- 34:45
being asked really interesting really
- 34:47
interesting questions
- 34:49
really great questions but um but the
- 34:52
the way in which we're like I guess I
- 34:54
guess for this show I gotta have
- 34:56
diarrhea for four days for four days
- 34:58
ring a fire but I also there's something
- 35:01
about it that I was like yes because it
- 35:04
just felt so um so unique that it just
- 35:10
is a really good example of what we were
- 35:12
talking about earlier like you're like
- 35:13
this is going to be fun i'm into it
- 35:15
you're into the the lack of control yeah
- 35:19
and I'm like am I going to vomit am I
- 35:22
going to I don't know we actually do
- 35:25
that is actually Friday but I have a lot
- 35:28
other stuff to but I am so I have a
- 35:30
couple days to prep my stomach it's like
- 35:32
a colonoscopy
- 35:34
i have to start eating but like in
- 35:36
reverse cuz I think I got to line it as
- 35:38
thick as possible so there's no way like
- 35:41
my throat down to my colon has to just
- 35:44
be lined with bread yogurt peanut butter
- 35:48
and just bread shoved in there show
- 35:51
business baby show business that's what
- 35:54
it's why we got into show business to do
- 35:56
stuff like that to just eat weird hot
- 35:58
stuff on camera for free for free um but
- 36:02
we were talking a little bit about the
- 36:04
like way in which you're getting
- 36:06
received like when you're out in public
- 36:08
it's a little overwhelming sometimes
- 36:10
because of the fandom of it all like
- 36:12
there's you're in a machine now that's
- 36:13
bigger than maybe some other ones and we
- 36:16
were kind of talking about that feeling
- 36:18
of like having to take on other people's
- 36:20
energy and how do you balance the
- 36:23
introversion and extroversion part of
- 36:24
what we do
- 36:31
[Music]
- 36:34
well please excuse her
- 36:39
[Laughter]
- 36:42
[Music]
- 36:47
okay oh god yeah that's a good answer
- 36:50
you know we were talking about hot ones
- 36:52
for a while you got all I need a Pepsi
- 36:56
AC um okay fans
- 37:01
no it's you know you're I mean Marvel is
- 37:04
a totally different machine and I am so
- 37:06
rarely recognized in my life like you
- 37:10
know I just walk out like I don't think
- 37:13
about it so I'm like you know I had one
- 37:16
meal with Carrie Kenny Silver who I love
- 37:18
so much and she someone came up to our
- 37:20
table and was like sorry I have to tell
- 37:21
you I love you and I think it's so
- 37:23
hilarious you go out of the house
- 37:24
looking like
- 37:27
this and I was like "Oh thank
- 37:30
[Music]
- 37:32
you." Well my thing is when people go
- 37:35
"Can I tell you who you look like?" And
- 37:37
I'm always like "Please don't it is
- 37:40
never going to be great it's never going
- 37:41
to be great." Unless it's Scarjo or
- 37:43
something like it's never and it's And
- 37:46
it's also so It's always someone who is
- 37:49
at a hard 30 years older than who I am
- 37:52
which is fine but okay so let's talk
- 37:56
about Philly Justice before we talk
- 37:57
about the studio and then we'll be done
- 37:59
actually one of the most the thing I'm
- 38:00
almost the most proud of okay can you
- 38:02
explain to people what we're talking
- 38:03
about when we say Okay when we were
- 38:04
there was a a bunch of the parks and
- 38:07
wreck actors it was Paul Rudd you
- 38:12
Rashidita
- 38:14
Adam and is that it yeah me uh we the
- 38:18
the original picture that Philly Justice
- 38:21
was born out of was me you Rashidita
- 38:23
Adam and Rudd and it was we had like
- 38:26
businessy outfits on i think we were
- 38:28
going to court or something or like so
- 38:30
all of us had like very businessy and I
- 38:33
don't know whose idea was it but we took
- 38:35
a um it was whose idea was it but we
- 38:39
were all in like kind of staggered
- 38:41
stairs and what looked like the front of
- 38:44
like a very um you know a courthouse we
- 38:47
we pretended we were on a fake TV show
- 38:50
in the '9s called Philly Justice or the
- 38:52
early 2000s and we all crossed our arms
- 38:55
then that became a text chain where we
- 38:57
started pretending that we were we were
- 39:00
just uh pretending we had been texting
- 39:02
each other like as the actors from it is
- 39:04
the pilot going to be picked up like we
- 39:07
were going to do like we were all very
- 39:08
excited it was like a David Kellyesque
- 39:10
show so there was like some cache it
- 39:13
wasn't like a shitty show right
- 39:16
katherine is playing like a a lawyer
- 39:18
question mark we don't know and um who
- 39:21
has a has a very tempestuous
- 39:24
relationship with Angie Martinez played
- 39:26
by Rashidita Jones and we're not sure a
- 39:29
lot of past lot I mean I think you guys
- 39:32
are lovers
- 39:37
amy please excuse her she knows not what
- 39:41
she's doing like um Robert Durst when
- 39:43
he's guilty and he's he's every time I
- 39:48
sorry every time I bring up being your
- 39:50
lesbian tendencies you start burping and
- 39:52
we're
- 39:55
like okay um but uh I mean I remember
- 39:59
thinking I can't believe how lucky I am
- 40:02
that I'm working with people who want to
- 40:05
also do this dumb thing yes like yes fun
- 40:08
dumb things to me are a love language
- 40:10
that's a way like it's like proves like
- 40:13
safety i guess that if you're relaxed
- 40:16
enough to do fun dumb things then you're
- 40:18
in the right place yeah and the more the
- 40:20
older and older I get I feel like just
- 40:24
want that yeah like nothing is that
- 40:26
important right um a great transition
- 40:29
into your new show
- 40:31
and the studio but it is the studio is
- 40:34
fun though it is fun and you mentioned
- 40:36
Katherine O'Hara talk to us about the
- 40:38
show and the cast i mean Katherine
- 40:40
O'Hara another goddess that I couldn't
- 40:42
believe we've only have a couple scenes
- 40:43
in it but I have gotten to know her like
- 40:45
through the press thing and she is like
- 40:47
we were saying like what I want to like
- 40:48
that's how I want to grow up yeah even
- 40:50
though she's you know basically my aunt
- 40:53
but she um is I mean on camera and not
- 40:56
off camera like just such a hu a good
- 40:59
egg and it's Seth Rogan and Evan
- 41:02
Goldberg seth stars in it and um they
- 41:05
both wrote all the episodes and directed
- 41:07
all the episodes with like one shot
- 41:09
they're all like wonders or some
- 41:11
invisible scenes wow i know but it's
- 41:14
really incredible because we rehearsed
- 41:16
each scene like a play like we had to
- 41:18
rehearse it a gazillion times with the
- 41:20
camera and then know when the camera's
- 41:22
going to be on you and know like when to
- 41:23
get out of the way for the camera and
- 41:25
still like try to keep eye contact it
- 41:26
was a It was like a The challenges were
- 41:30
so fun and juicy and and also you knew
- 41:34
that if you [ __ ] up one line in it
- 41:36
you'd have to go back to the beginning
- 41:37
so like the tension of
- 41:40
everybody really added to the tension of
- 41:43
this fictional studio Continental
- 41:46
Studios that Seth Rogan just became the
- 41:50
head of and trying to save it like it
- 41:53
can't keep it from the streamers and
- 41:55
also the like balance between art and
- 41:58
um money like blockb like he he's a
- 42:02
lover of film that just wants to make
- 42:04
like you know Fox catcher all the time
- 42:08
and they're like "You can't make it all
- 42:10
the time you have to make a Kool-Aid
- 42:12
movie you know?" So it's like the the
- 42:14
tension between and it's Ike Baron Holtz
- 42:17
is in it who's freaking hilarious he's
- 42:18
so good chase Sweet Wonders Peach
- 42:22
hilarious and um Brian Cranston has a a
- 42:26
recording as the um the money guy on top
- 42:29
of the studio and uh who do you play i
- 42:32
play um the market the head of marketing
- 42:36
your look is incredible it is incredible
- 42:39
and I feel like there's a lot of humans
- 42:42
in Hollywood that just dress label to
- 42:45
label so she's just totally got a girl
- 42:48
at Sachs who will bring the [ __ ] to the
- 42:52
office and she tries it on at lunch has
- 42:54
a tab running tab at Sachs nice and also
- 42:58
probably um you know what is it delane
- 43:02
that Do Street Market a lot of like
- 43:04
street brands she has big nails i
- 43:06
remember that right long long nails yeah
- 43:09
and no personal life so it's all filling
- 43:12
like a deep empty hole yes that she gets
- 43:16
um that she just lives at her job and is
- 43:19
it thing or can we It's weekly okay
- 43:22
great i have to say overall I'm enjoying
- 43:24
a more weekly thing because I feel like
- 43:25
we binged too hard i do too yeah it
- 43:29
gives me a headache and also makes me
- 43:31
feel like a little bit sick the binging
- 43:33
is too much it's too much it's too much
- 43:35
and you lose the
- 43:38
Yeah swallowed it that time i was like
- 43:41
three i can't do three on your podcast
- 43:43
three burps yes what is wrong with me i
- 43:45
just swallowed the rule of threes you
- 43:48
have to do one more burp for comedy
- 43:50
maybe that was the third and it was just
- 43:52
I swallowed it and now it's just a hot
- 43:56
people I know that listen to these
- 43:58
things and they have a hard time like
- 43:59
with uh whatever it's called what's the
- 44:01
um the word when you don't like mouth
- 44:03
sounds oh uh misophonia misophonia where
- 44:07
they don't like the the the milky mouth
- 44:10
sounds of people which I understand i
- 44:12
understand it i The worst is when you're
- 44:14
talking to someone and there's little
- 44:15
white cream on the creases of their
- 44:17
mouth and then when they talk you can
- 44:19
hear like and you just want to be like
- 44:21
slide them a glass of water you want to
- 44:23
slide them and I feel like this is the
- 44:24
end of our interview because where where
- 44:25
are we back we're back to water we're
- 44:27
back to water how badly do you have to
- 44:30
pee
- 44:31
not at all i've been peeing this whole
- 44:33
time oh right next time I'm going to
- 44:35
wear just I don't even know how it works
- 44:37
if there's an adult diaper or just a
- 44:39
bucket no you just pee the thing people
- 44:41
don't tell you about podcasting which I
- 44:43
learned when I first started you pee
- 44:45
anytime you just pee in your seat all
- 44:48
the men you're watching they're
- 44:49
constantly peeing just underneath their
- 44:51
table gross there's a stadium buddy or
- 44:54
have you ever seen the women's version
- 44:56
of that i have it oh the way you get it
- 45:00
my friend gave it it's like a funnel
- 45:01
because you can be like "So it isn't
- 45:05
like a straight shot." Okay keep it in
- 45:06
my car okay i thought you like keep it
- 45:08
in my pants i keep it I keep it in my
- 45:11
bed no it's a it's a funnel that you I
- 45:14
suggest getting it you're supposed to
- 45:16
use it for camping but I have it for my
- 45:17
car because sometimes you're in traffic
- 45:19
and it's and it's a Oh no like what and
- 45:22
I can you get that going while you're
- 45:24
driving a car i have never I've to be
- 45:27
fair I've never actually used it oh oh
- 45:29
okay but this knowing it's there i know
- 45:32
that you have a backup maybe also
- 45:33
sometimes if there's a questionable gas
- 45:35
station restroom I would rather cop
- 45:37
squat that I would rather pull over and
- 45:39
pee i've done that before go to a gas
- 45:41
station i've done that definitely in
- 45:42
places that um met like the national
- 45:46
parks where you like open the small one
- 45:47
it's just a hole yeah i just think I
- 45:50
just I've just pulled over and opened up
- 45:52
my car door and just peed
- 45:56
i think we all have i mean what are you
- 45:59
going to do what are you going to do
- 46:00
seriously you can't No one wants a UTI
- 46:02
and you can't be like a man and pee in a
- 46:04
bottle like a like Oh my god have you
- 46:07
ever been There's some streets in New
- 46:09
York City i know this is getting long
- 46:10
but there's some streets in New York
- 46:11
that are like the like the arteries for
- 46:14
getting off the bridges or whatever that
- 46:15
if you walk down it's like filled Coke
- 46:18
bottles with urine men are so [ __ ]
- 46:21
disgusting disgusting but I have to tell
- 46:22
you okay last thing sometimes Sometimes
- 46:25
I'm like "Women lift up the freaking
- 46:27
seat." 100% i'm like I have sat so many
- 46:30
times on other women's urine women you
- 46:32
cannot pee on the seat to protect your
- 46:35
own germs like you can't not sit on a
- 46:39
toilet seat so that I have to sit on the
- 46:42
key yes lift it up it's disgusting also
- 46:46
if you're really that weird about it put
- 46:49
toilet paper on the seat they have
- 46:51
things for you they have things don't
- 46:54
squat on the seat pee on it and then
- 46:56
leave and then leave you know what women
- 46:58
are disgusting too or wipe it off with a
- 47:01
And you're like I know you just tried to
- 47:02
wipe it off but it's still there [ __ ]
- 47:05
you're talking to a gal who left signs
- 47:08
in a in a uh when I think it must have
- 47:10
been when I was at SNL i was like who is
- 47:13
peeing on this seat yes i was like "Hey
- 47:16
news flash this is a disaster for those
- 47:19
that fall a restroom for a lot of
- 47:21
women." Yeah well last thing growing up
- 47:24
in Cleveland we had faulty um what's it
- 47:28
called you know when you flush a toilet
- 47:31
plumbing
- 47:35
ah age but my dad had a sign above the
- 47:38
toilet that said poop flush wipe
- 47:41
flush cuz if you put the poop and the
- 47:45
and the toilet paper in there would
- 47:46
overflow immediately flush white flush
- 47:48
poop flush white flush i'm going to
- 47:49
leave you with that anyho but I these
- 47:52
are I think these are important things
- 47:53
to say they are they are they are we
- 47:56
don't talk about it but these are But
- 47:58
also just women lastly lift up the seat
- 48:01
name you don't have to and You don't
- 48:04
have to lift yeah don't just sit on the
- 48:06
seat sit on it sit on it if you don't
- 48:08
feel like sitting on it lift it sit on
- 48:10
the seats sit on the seat what like
- 48:13
where are we that's why they just Where
- 48:15
are we you're so lucky to have a seat
- 48:18
there's a lot of people that just have
- 48:19
to squat if someone ran for like
- 48:22
Congress and their whole thing was sit
- 48:24
on the seat they'd win they'd win they'd
- 48:27
win they would win sit on the seat i'm
- 48:29
going to start making bumper stickers
- 48:31
okay the I'm asking I'm asking a bunch
- 48:33
of people cuz you love to laugh and you
- 48:34
have a great laugh i'm asking a bunch of
- 48:36
people what are they doing right now to
- 48:38
make themselves laugh like what is the
- 48:40
thing you're watching or doing or
- 48:42
listening to what cracks you up um my
- 48:47
dog really cracks me up he's such a
- 48:50
little wenus everything his name is
- 48:53
Banjo and he's such an idiot he has a
- 48:56
He's such a mut and he has his tail
- 48:58
that's always so high he's got a really
- 48:59
aggressive
- 49:01
[ __ ] and everything he does is so
- 49:05
stupid that he makes me laugh so hard
- 49:07
he's a dingo like everything he does
- 49:11
like he'll walk he'll get outside and
- 49:12
he'll like do laughs like back and forth
- 49:14
as fast as he can from one side of the
- 49:15
lawn to the other
- 49:16
he won't stop and he he'll just have he
- 49:19
has this corn cob that he can chew has a
- 49:22
sound in it and he'll just look at you
- 49:23
and be like like and you hear the this
- 49:26
horn going on for so long and so his
- 49:29
anxiety is funny he has had a cone on
- 49:33
for a third of his life because he
- 49:36
constantly is eating something or he'll
- 49:38
look at you like there's just blood
- 49:40
gushing out of his back leg like
- 49:43
banjo he'll he licked the skin off of
- 49:46
his his own little paw cuz he just was
- 49:49
stressed out and then he keeps licking
- 49:51
it so he's had to Yeah so who would play
- 49:53
banjo in a movie if he was a human oh it
- 49:56
would be it would be He's got a lot of
- 49:59
um white male privilege he is so blonde
- 50:03
it's not Patrick Schwarzenegger cuz he's
- 50:05
really great honestly it's a young Leo
- 50:07
is really what it is it's a young Leo
- 50:09
it's a young Leo it's like a Yes uh uh
- 50:13
maybe it's the kid from um Baby Girl
- 50:15
what's his name the The Yes right his uh
- 50:18
I don't know his name [ __ ] we'll never
- 50:20
We have a laptop we can't figure it out
- 50:23
harris Dickinson harris Dickinson maybe
- 50:25
it's a Harris Dickinson yeah with a
- 50:27
little more like I'll do whatever you
- 50:29
say but I I can't I forgot it
- 50:32
already it's kind of like like that his
- 50:35
day focuses at 5:00 that's the only
- 50:38
thing he holds on to is dinner at 5
- 50:40
everything else is chaos then all of a
- 50:41
sudden at 4:45 he's
- 50:44
like I love him so much good news we
- 50:47
just got We just heard that Austin
- 50:48
Butler is excited to read for Banjo oh
- 50:51
okay so okay maybe I'll put him I'm
- 50:54
You're I'm curious to see his his I'd
- 50:56
love to see him read i would love to see
- 50:58
him read i'd love to see him read can't
- 51:01
wait to get the tape okay love you i
- 51:04
love you so much
- 51:06
okay thank you to Katherine Han our
- 51:10
great hilarious friend man that was so
- 51:12
fun she's so funny and she was reminding
- 51:14
us about dance parties which we used to
- 51:16
have on the set of Parks and Wreck and I
- 51:18
want to remind you you can always have
- 51:20
your own all you need is three
- 51:24
songs one other person and uh and
- 51:28
and the the the want and need to have
- 51:32
fun so uh do it now let's start with
- 51:37
Brass and Pocket by the Pretenders take
- 51:39
it slow warm up and
- 51:41
stretch then go to uh Red Wine Supernova
- 51:46
Chapel Rowan sing all the lyrics really
- 51:48
loudly and point to each other and then
- 51:51
finish by going to the club with uh a
- 51:55
little Rihanna uh we found love in a
- 51:58
hopeless place and pretend that you've
- 52:00
lost your purse on the dance floor and
- 52:02
run around three songs is all you need
- 52:05
to change your day thank you guys so
- 52:08
much for listening to another episode um
- 52:11
thanks for
- 52:12
hanging you've been listening to Good
- 52:14
Hang the executive producers for this
- 52:16
show are Bill Simmons Jenna Weiss Berman
- 52:18
and me Amy Polar the show is produced by
- 52:21
The Ringer and Paperkite for The Ringer
- 52:23
production by Jack Wilson Cat Spalain
- 52:25
Kaia McMullen and Aia Xanerys for
- 52:28
Paperkite production by Sam Green Joel
- 52:31
Levelvel and Jenna Weiss Berman original
- 52:33
music by Amy Miles